At least there are pictures.No need to imagine anymore.

I had always wanted a pet.Ever since I was like 3.

Any pet.As long as I had one.

But.

Mother never let me keep one.She said it's cuz I'm too irresponsible.Mother is actually really scared of animals.Basically,anything non-human.From ants to um...zebras^^She just doesn't like admitting it.I believe I can keep my pets alive.She just doesn't.

Unfortunately,when it comes to me,I'm like unstoppable.

So here's sorta a list of my past pets that I kept secret from her.

Bob the snail.

Name:Bob

Whre I found it:My garden.
Species:Small snail.

Age:Dunno.
Cause of death:Hui Min took a chopstick and poked it into some salt.Then,she poked the poor little thing with that chopstick full of salt.Bob shriveled and died.People always said jellyfish 'melt' when you pee on them.I always wondered how that was possible.Will they turn into smelly juice or what?So yeah.I tried that experiment.I put salt on my pet snail.Dropped a grain of salt,it's eye went in.Poked it like shit.It really started melting.After awhile,there was only some liquid-y shit left.Nothing else.I really pity the thing.Imagine your entire body melting,burning.Oh,the pain!Damn,I regret doing that.

No name the dragonfly.

Name:Noname

Species:Some green dragonfly

Where I found it:My garden.

Age:dunno
Cause of death:Me.I tied a string to it's abdomen so that it's like walking a dog but instead it's ''flying a dragonfly''.So yeah,walked around having this thing fly next to me.I think it's abdomen broke off cuz I pulled it too hard.

atemia salina commonly known as sea monkeys.

Names:Dunno,dunno,dunno and dunno.
Species:Sea monkeys
Whre I found it:Jaya Jusco.

Age:About a month
Little fact:They had sex like 24/7.See that black shit at two of their asses?Yeah,those are eggs.Oh yeah,this was the first pet mother let me keep but she hesitated a lot stating that they were 'dirty'
Cause of death:I got bored and sorta tortured them.I even ate one of them by accident.Sick I tell ya,sick.

Baby the common house lizard.

Name:Baby
Species:common house lizard

Where I found it:My house.
Age:Caught at a few days old.So young that it was transparent and could barely walk on walls.
How I caught it:I saw it walking on the floor one day.It was walking damn slow so I took one of those cylindrical,transparent sharpeners and caught it.My grandfather gave me the sharpener.Thank god he never found out what I used it for.

Cause of death:Starvation.Hey,I was nice this time,ok?I gave it food.I gave it a raisin.But I think the raisin was too big to fit it's mouth.

My three sparrows.Sparrow 1,2,3.

Where I found it:All three,my kitchen.

Names:Dumb,Dumber and Dumbest.
Species:Sparrow.
Age:Dunno
How I caught them:One day,a sparrow came to my house when I was 6.I heard some knocking sound and I found a sparrow knocking it's head on my window.Dumb,eh?Looks like the names suit them.So,I shut all the doors and the windows.It was just me and The Sparrow.I caught it by hand.I was seriously fast enough to catch it but that's because I took 3 hours.I know,crazy.Andandand,I was only 6^^

Two years later,caught another one.

Another two years later,caught another one.

What happened to them in the end:No,I didn't kill them.I set them free after giving them heart attacks of their lives.If they died after I set them free,not my fault.Who asked them to have such weak hearts?

After listing all my past pets,I just realized I was the cause of their deaths.Not cuz of old age,not cuz of depression.Dang,I was one helluva idiot.I really hope I can make up to them someday.Poor little creatures...

I know,I know.I'm pathetic.Some of you brought back puppies.PUPPIES.What are a few mearge pests?Well,so what?t least my mom never found out.I bet your mom found out about your puppy a few days later and you end up walking to the pound all teary-eyed cuz you needed to give back your puppy.Well,boohoo for you.

Okay.Now for pets I want in the future.

This.

And this.

AND THIS!

And finally,THIS.

Okay,a few last words.I know I said I know I can keep my pets alive but as you can see,I end up killing one after another.I AM NOT A HYPOCRITE.I can keep my pets alive,if I choose to.

Toodles~!