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Undergoing MyBlogLog Verification

Choral Speaking

Barely studied today but I'm dead tired for some reason.I think it's due the the friggin' choral speaking.

Heard some girl who was yelling like a man?Yeah,that was me.Practiced choral speaking at the tempat rehat today.Damn,it was hectic.Now I know how teachers feel when they try to teach us whentheir number is like 1 to 45.I tell ya,it's hard work.Imagine your one,little puny voice against 44 moronic students.Okay,not moronic,noisy.So yeah practiced.I tell you ah,if you see us during English Week,don't laugh.Our f*cking teacher,Pn.Jothi is damn unreasonable.She gaves us a script one week before language week and when we saw it we we're like die liao.This script sucks like shit.So,went home,went online o search for a script.Found a good one and here we are practicing in such a short time.

In primary,I remember practicing 5 hours a day,missing all classes,everyday for 1 month.We were so good that we got 3rd in Wilayah.Chio onot?

Now,we have 30 minutes a day.Two weeks.4 pages.Die.Cannot remember then how?BLAME TEACHER!

Kadri gave a suggestion that might actually work.

Kadri:Hey Yau,why don't we paste our scripts on our friends back since we can't hold it!

Me:OMG!You're actually right!*laflaflaflaf like shit*Pffft.Kai wan siao ah?

Kadri:Know what?Bad idea.We won't look at the audience.They'll think they look so ugly that we can't even face them.That's rude.

Me:Haha.

FYI,I'm a banana so don't mind my horrible Chinese.

My throat hurts....

Toodles~!

Advert(Enchanted,27 Dresses & Water Horse)

Boo!To whoever's reading this,I shall be rating movies for today.

Okay,I know I'm a lil' wait,no,very late and ketinggalan zaman but hey,at least I watched them.

First up,

The title says it all.Movie's about a girl(Katherine Heigl)who has who has a great passion for weddings.Making it perfect and all.Thus,resulting in her forever doomed to be the bridesmaid and also owning a total of 27 dresses(See the title). I'd give it a B+.A must-see for girls.I tell ya,you'll love it.It's one of those movies that give you that warm fuzzy feeling.So yeah,MUST WATCH. Guys,you'll never understand the warm fuzzy feeling,no offence.

Next,

I know,I know.You've all watched it already.I am late.*smacks head*That's why I'm not gonna talk much about it^^.I'd say it wasn't very nice cuz I watched it right after 27 Dresses so there's always comparison.B-

After that,I was torn between two great movies.Well,according to me of course.Water Horse or Antonement. The fantasy movie 'bout this cute lil' sea monster.Note,I'm a sap for fantasy.Or,some romance movie that won an Oscar or something.

I went for Water Horse.

Hell!I don't regret making that choice.Scenery was great.Somehow reminded me of Narnia but I liked it anyway.OH!OH!OH!BEST PART!SCOTTISH ACCENT! Anyone who knows me well would know that I'm a big fan of the Scottish accent^^.The way they talk is just so..so..let's say it's a X factor.Bottomline,love Scottish accent!Back to movie.The lil'thing was so friggin cute!I think the name was Crusoe.Looked disgusting when it just hatched though.Blek.Storyline was good.My father actually watched it with me and liked it.Big shocker.A-

Next up,the movie full of love stuffies.

Toodles~!

Say it, You know you want to!!

HI everyone!! the blogger's happy hacker cousin is here! XD (nice try Yau, ur so predictable)

Danny!! XD you can slap me now

Anyway....I have nothing to do, sooo I'll just add a little something to Yau's previous posts.

What Yau didn't tell you about her sea monkeys are, THEY FRIGGIN TURN YOUR TONGUE BLUE WHEN YOU SWALLOW THEM!!!! yeah, it happened to Yau when she was so called taking care of them *cough* torturing *cough* HA! and she thought she was gonna die XD

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at least u aren't a werehamster now, are you?...bye-bye :)

P.S. go see this website if your bored: www.org.nz

I LOVE TIMOTHY LIM.

Yes,this friggin' mdget just made my day.

I love him so much.

I have a feeling not many people will notice the change in layout cuz my blog is still very new but anyway,I frggin' love my layout.

Hmmmmm...I wonder.

What if my layout distracts people when they read my blog?

I know it distracts me for sure.I just can't keep my eyes of that cute little thang!

Anyway,this impossible feat(In my case.I'm not good with technology.) was accomplished by none other than

*opens mouth*

*inhales air*

*exhales air*

*inhales air*

*exhales air*

*inhales air*

Breathing is good^^.

Kay nuff of that.

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TIMOTHY LIM!

Isn't he friggin cute?????

No!Not that idiot with saggy boobs.

That cute lil' midget^^

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH as a friend.

Why I love Timothy Lim as a friend

1.He's tech-savvy.Unlike me so I rely o him a lot.

2.When I'm bored,I find it very easy to talk to him cuz we somehow think the same(I rarely find people who think like me.For example,Jarrod Joshua)What can I say?Great minds think alike.Damn,I'm so perasan XD.

2.He is not Timothy Wong.God,I hate that ass for spreading fake rumors about me.

3.I can go around talking/pinching him as much as I want cuz people will never think I have a crush on him.

4.He is damn chio leh!

5.He is effin cute.I just love his red cheeks,porcelain-fair skin and oh-so-cute lips!

Once again,

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least there are pictures.No need to imagine anymore.

I had always wanted a pet.Ever since I was like 3.

Any pet.As long as I had one.

But.

Mother never let me keep one.She said it's cuz I'm too irresponsible.Mother is actually really scared of animals.Basically,anything non-human.From ants to um...zebras^^She just doesn't like admitting it.I believe I can keep my pets alive.She just doesn't.

Unfortunately,when it comes to me,I'm like unstoppable.

So here's sorta a list of my past pets that I kept secret from her.

Bob the snail.

Name:Bob

Whre I found it:My garden.
Species:Small snail.

Age:Dunno.
Cause of death:Hui Min took a chopstick and poked it into some salt.Then,she poked the poor little thing with that chopstick full of salt.Bob shriveled and died.People always said jellyfish 'melt' when you pee on them.I always wondered how that was possible.Will they turn into smelly juice or what?So yeah.I tried that experiment.I put salt on my pet snail.Dropped a grain of salt,it's eye went in.Poked it like shit.It really started melting.After awhile,there was only some liquid-y shit left.Nothing else.I really pity the thing.Imagine your entire body melting,burning.Oh,the pain!Damn,I regret doing that.

No name the dragonfly.

Name:Noname

Species:Some green dragonfly

Where I found it:My garden.

Age:dunno
Cause of death:Me.I tied a string to it's abdomen so that it's like walking a dog but instead it's ''flying a dragonfly''.So yeah,walked around having this thing fly next to me.I think it's abdomen broke off cuz I pulled it too hard.

atemia salina commonly known as sea monkeys.

Names:Dunno,dunno,dunno and dunno.
Species:Sea monkeys
Whre I found it:Jaya Jusco.

Age:About a month
Little fact:They had sex like 24/7.See that black shit at two of their asses?Yeah,those are eggs.Oh yeah,this was the first pet mother let me keep but she hesitated a lot stating that they were 'dirty'
Cause of death:I got bored and sorta tortured them.I even ate one of them by accident.Sick I tell ya,sick.

Baby the common house lizard.

Name:Baby
Species:common house lizard

Where I found it:My house.
Age:Caught at a few days old.So young that it was transparent and could barely walk on walls.
How I caught it:I saw it walking on the floor one day.It was walking damn slow so I took one of those cylindrical,transparent sharpeners and caught it.My grandfather gave me the sharpener.Thank god he never found out what I used it for.

Cause of death:Starvation.Hey,I was nice this time,ok?I gave it food.I gave it a raisin.But I think the raisin was too big to fit it's mouth.

My three sparrows.Sparrow 1,2,3.

Where I found it:All three,my kitchen.

Names:Dumb,Dumber and Dumbest.
Species:Sparrow.
Age:Dunno
How I caught them:One day,a sparrow came to my house when I was 6.I heard some knocking sound and I found a sparrow knocking it's head on my window.Dumb,eh?Looks like the names suit them.So,I shut all the doors and the windows.It was just me and The Sparrow.I caught it by hand.I was seriously fast enough to catch it but that's because I took 3 hours.I know,crazy.Andandand,I was only 6^^

Two years later,caught another one.

Another two years later,caught another one.

What happened to them in the end:No,I didn't kill them.I set them free after giving them heart attacks of their lives.If they died after I set them free,not my fault.Who asked them to have such weak hearts?

After listing all my past pets,I just realized I was the cause of their deaths.Not cuz of old age,not cuz of depression.Dang,I was one helluva idiot.I really hope I can make up to them someday.Poor little creatures...

I know,I know.I'm pathetic.Some of you brought back puppies.PUPPIES.What are a few mearge pests?Well,so what?t least my mom never found out.I bet your mom found out about your puppy a few days later and you end up walking to the pound all teary-eyed cuz you needed to give back your puppy.Well,boohoo for you.

Okay.Now for pets I want in the future.

This.

And this.

AND THIS!

And finally,THIS.

Okay,a few last words.I know I said I know I can keep my pets alive but as you can see,I end up killing one after another.I AM NOT A HYPOCRITE.I can keep my pets alive,if I choose to.

Toodles~!

My weight.

You people have no idea how fat I was last time.I really wish I could post some pictures but unfortunatly,my friggin' computer doesn't allow me to do so.i'll post it someday....

For now,I shall reminisce in the early days of fat ole me^^

Year 2000(6 years-old)
-25 considerably healthy

Year 2001(7)
-35 ok the pounds started packing up

I added around 10 kg each year over the following years so you get the picture.

Year 2005(11)
150 cm,62 kg, B.M.I-25.8.I was friggin' obese.if you don't know what obese means,well,it's sorta like almost gonna die of being fat.Ya know,being so fat that it's like you're gonna drown in your own fat and get swallowed up by it.Sad,eh?

Year 2006(12)
Aaahhh UPSR year.Straight A's^^.Anyway, 58 kg.At least I lost some.Felt healthier.

Year 2007(13)
Starting of the year-58 kg October-55kg December-57 kg Bloody hellI lost some and gained some back.Oh yeah, ran on Sports Day for first time ever ,in fact,participated for the first time ever but lost.Was never a sprinter.

Year 2008(14)
January-56kg February-55 kg March-53kg.At times,52 kg.Damn,I'm losing like shit.I think it's unhealthy.Maybe it's because I've been depressed.Anyway,learned how to swim this year.Got 16th place for cross country run.I improved in stamina^^.BUT!The effhin field had to flood and now I can't run for 400m.Kah-lah-sai man.

I WISH I COULD POST MY PICS UP SO BADLY.YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE SIZE OF MY THIGHS.Wait,they're still kinda big.

Oh well,I shall get my USB cable this weekend.

Toodles~!

EDIT:I FOUND A PICTURE.

Bored.

You Are 3: The Achiever

You're confident and competent - with a lot of energy.
Eager to reach your goals, you are ambitious and competitive.

You are good at motivating yourself and motivating others.
You're also a charmer, with a great sense of humor.

At Your Best: You are kind, confident, and completely authentic. You are witty and full of life.

At Your Worst: You are insecure, narcissistic, and jealous.

Your Fixation: Vanity

Your Primary Fear: Being worthless.

Your Primary Desire: To be important and valuable.

Other Number 3's: Tom Cruise, Sylvester Stallone, Michael Jordan, Madonna, and Shania Twain.


damn this is so true^^

I made a blog.Yay.

To the unfortunate reader whose reading my blog.Hi.Just to verify some matters.I have had 4 blogs so far.All of which I end up forgetting the passowrd/url or just get bored of.I normally just submit one entry then yeah,I get too lazy to post.Let's hope this doesn't hapen again.