Let your support become my strength.LENDING TWILIGHT.

Come one,come all!!!!

Let's all hold hands and pray that Yau Hui Min doesn't get lost in Johor tomorrow.

Yeah yeah,I have a hope.

Puhtooie.See if I care.
I'm in a giga good mood(finishing packing your stuff has therapeutic values.Packing sucks,finishing good) right now so I feel like giving more to the world.

This has gotta be the most generous thing I've ever offered to the world.

I'm offering my love.
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I'm offering my

Hell yeah,I am!

Yup,I am that generous.

Do not question my generosity.

I have no malicious intentions,seriously.

You can't blame a poor little girl for sincerely spreading and sharing her love =(.

All I wanted was for the whole world to fall in love with Twilight.

Anyway.....

I shall be lending my book to

ALMOST ANYONE FROM BU4!(school)

Exception for you,Aunt Tasha(RINA'S MOM).

I WANT you to read Twilight.I'll send it to your house if you want me to.

Back to our school students.

I'm lending anyone my Twilight as long as I personally know you.I really recommend this book cuz well,you've seen the ratings on Amazon.com and the suspense can kill.And when I say kill,I mean if your book flies down your window,SO WILL YOU.English isn't too difficult and even my guys friends enjoy this book.Don't let the idea of vampires turn you off.It's more about the romance oh and the vampires aren't like any of the common vampire myths you here about. They're special.

Oh yeah,the reason why I'm lending my book to almost anyone is cuz my book is really torn and tattered.You still can read it as long as you can stand the plastic peeling off the sides of the book.In other words,not very good condition but readable.

You just have to fill in this form so that I know who I'm lending my not-so-precious book to.

Name:Of course I need to know your name.

Class:I need to hunt you down in school if you don't return it.Other people need it too,ya know?

How do I know you:I don't want you to be some random thick-skinned ass trying to take advantage of me.

Are you thick-skinned(an opportunist)?I've had many encounters with these kinda people and I absolutely loathe them.

Contact number:So I can prank call you if you don't return it.

Why you want to read it.I NEED TO KNOW.

Have you ever bitched about me?If yes,GO DIE!

There are ONLY THREE criteria you need to have.

1. Ya need to be studying in BU4(do to practical reasons)
2. I need to know you personally.
3. You better not have spread fake rumors about me before.

You can print this out or just write it on some sticky note paper,I don't give a damn.Just drop of your note at my class in 2 Matahari.I'll happily pass my book to you.

It's my pleasure berkhidmat untuk negara.

Spread the love yo!

Currently,Cheryl is having it.I'll be getting it back on Thursday so my book will be open on the following day.

The maximum amount of time each person gets is a week only.

No,I am NOT lending my New Moon,Eclipse or Breaking Dawn.These books are in perfect condition so yeah,hope you get my drift.

I'm counting on you getting so hooked up onto Twilight that you just hafta buy the other books too!

Spread the news about my kind deed!

Spread the news about the girl who's spreading the love for all things Twilight!

And lastly,BORROW MY BOOK!

Wow...three posts in a day...

That's a first.

TOODLES~!

Mickey MP3

Found this somewhere on the net..I hope they sell it in Malaysia

Like omg!!!I so want it!

SO FREAKIN' CUTE!!!!!!!!!!

So round...so shiny.. BLING!BLING!

ISN'T IT JUST THE CUTEST THING LIKE EVER????
I want it so baaaaaaaaad.Just so adorable!Oh imagine what a great necklace it would make.
WO YAO MP3 YING WEI NA KE HEN CUTE-CUTE NE.

The pros and cons :

pros

• it’s petite and handy enough to show off and MOST importantly
• it’s cuh-yoot
• the price is reasonable
• cute things do melt a girls’ heart. (guys,please take note)
• it uses internal batteries

cons

• it does not provide any warranty
• the quality of audio is normal
• it’s too handy that it doesn't even have a display screen but I don't give a damn anyway...

System specifications:

Capacity: 2GB/4GB

Supported audio: MP3, WMA, ASF (up to 320kbps)

Dimensions: 1.73" x 1.56" x 1.18"

Weight: 17g

Connection Type: USB 2.0

Battery: Built-in Lithium Polymer Rechargeable Battery

Continuous Playback Time (Audio): Approx. 9 hours (128kbps, MP3, EQ Normal, volume 20)

Package includes: Earphone, Charger + USB Cable, User Manual, and Mickey Mp3 Player.

I'm feeling....

Thoughtful.

Been thinking a lot about myself.

I think I just woke up from a long,long dream.

When I'm always so down and always complaining about how I can't talk online...I'm just concentrating on the negative....Of course I'll repel people!

From now on,I'm gonna only think about being happy and seeing myself talk to people online.Thank you Hei Zel for calling me a personality guru..I somehow got happier and woke up after that.

Sorry,crapping.

Toodles~!

Shevel's Birthday! And Rou En too!

Yeah,yeah.

I know,I'm late as usual.

But let's just get on with it.

Sooooooooooooooooooo

Last week was Cheryl and Rou En's birthday!

I'm gonna start in alphabetical order.

B for Bitch.

Sexy body shot!

Cheryl Anne always sits like a man.

Pn.Gan used to go around saying ''I'll shoot you with a rubber band the next time I see that something of yours.''So yeah,that' how we know she always does it and well,we memang see it everyday.The 'Genius' claims it's super comfortable.I beg to differ.

Cheryl is so hot.Doesn't everything get better when I'm the one taking the picture and editing it?hahaha...syok sendiri...

Kay,enough unglam pictures,more talking!

Cheryl Anne Lee May Lyn,born 5th September 1994.You're always full of surprises and never cease to amuse me.I really,really love it when you do something dumb and end up making me laugh till my face turns red.

Did you know that 80% of the time,you can't hear me laugh because my most frequent laugh is my trademark laugh?Yup,the laugh-with-no-voice laugh/red face laugh/laugh-till-cannot-stand-up laugh.Yeah I tend to laugh so hard,no air goes in so no sound comes out.

Upper formers don't see this cuz I feel inferior to them and try to act normal.Yes,it's against my values but *sigh*it's called for.What with the bad behavior I had last year.I can never get myself to act normal in front of upper formers now...no matter who they are...

Back to Cheryl Anne!

Anyways,thank you, Cheryl for all the red face laughs.I seriously appreciate you as a friend cuz well, behind all those jibber-jabbers,there's always a pearl of wisdom.Did I ever tell you I look up to you cuz you aim high?I love your attitude cuz you're just like me,always aiming for the best and to be the best.

Good luck on your orchestra and franchise of international hospitals by the age of 30.Cheryl wants a personal orchestra in her house like how Princess Mia from Princess Diaries had one in her ball.

Cheryl, I you.

See,speciaaaaaal,Cheryl!Special!It blinks!

Okay,now for our OU outing!

Note,if the following pictures seem a tad bit blur or retarded to you,it's because I didn't take or upload them.Yes,I would've made 'em better and bigger.

We ate at T.G.I FRIDAYS.

And because we're so smart,we picked the best way of ordering ever!

We picked every dish that had a picture on the menu and chose to share everything so we could have more variety.Well,appetizers only cuz the appetizers alone are freakin' big.It's not a very good idea to have one whole meal to yourself cuz what if it's not good?At least when you're sharing you're also sharing your shitty food.

Sharing is caring^^

And boy was it the best choice ever.

Some Mexican pizza.Simply scrumptious!My fav of the bunch,loved it to bits.The inside had some fat-ish tasting cheese that melts in your mouth and the layer outside is really crunchy.Oh and the zesty sweet brown sauce made a great finishing touch.

Sauce goooooooooooooooooooood.

Mac & cheese in a bread crumb ball.Not to say there was anything special but still enjoyable.I think probably the presentation was what made it special.

Triple Platter.I personally think it's better at Chilies.The cheese sticks are hollow so I stuffed all three dressings into the stick.Tasted good^^

After awhile,we got bored so we held a lala competition!

Get ready you lala nOObs!

Me first!

''What does this button do?Ugh!Stupid technology....''

Strike a pose!

You suck.I win,hands down.

After that,walked around taking pictures. Why does my torso look so long...legs so short...

Oh yeah,I just realized that fat photo of me was actually only 2 years ago.It was taken in 2006.It's just such a self-esteem booster knowing that all the hard work really paid off and I didn't even need to starve myself.2 years,10 kg...feels good^^

Forever 21!

I'm not posting any of the pictures where I changed into F21 clothes cuz someone keeps making me look like a slut and she won't upload other photos like she promised.No,I did not deliberately pull down my sleeve/push down my tube or pose in such a slutty manner.It was all unintentional and without my knowledge(her taking the pictures).

My legs look short up there.'Specially my thighs.They look better here^^Sorry,vain pot.

Boo!
Hide!Hide!Hide!
Ohohoh!After that,we met Daniel Lee and Jaclyn Victor,the past two Malaysian Idol winners!He managed to make me look super fat but that's because he's super skinny and super short.I spotted Jaclyn Victor first cuz Jaclyn sorta looks like Deborah Priya Henry from far but I saw this lala boy standing next to her and I was like OMG!!!!!

I asked for a picture and they said only one cuz they were about to do a photoshoot.Like omg...we're such lucky asses^^

Me:Omg!!Daniel Lee!!I used to be such a big fan of you when I was 11.I like spent 30 bucks each time I voted for you!!!

Both of them:0.O??? 11???? How old are you now?

Me:*starts counting fingers*Um...

Sorry,I was sorta hyperventilating at that time cuz he smelled good.Couldn't think.So that's how it feels to be starstruck...

Christine:Yau,you're 14!

Me:Oh um...yeah!I'm 14 this year.

Both of them:=O!

Gawd...why is it so hard to believe I'm 14...

Ahhh Daniel Lee's voice is seriously damn nice when he talks...

Next person!

Lee Rou En,Happy Birthday!

My photography skills are impeccable!All of you must bow down to me!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*pun intended*

Hey Rou En,I hope you like the flashing bunny I bought you.Whenever you receive a phone call,it'll flash so shield your eyes.

Hui Li gang,here's a coloured version of the pic up there.I was looking through my documents and I accidentally found it and.Oh how happy I am!I absolutely love the picture^^

Dang,blogger won't let me upload any pictures!

@!#$@$%^^&%$%@#$@!

So tired.....dangit,now I'll be craping a lot cuz I can't think straight when I'm tired....

Hhhmmm....

I discovered something new on blogger!

It's called following blogs!

First,ya go to your dashboard.

Then,ya scroll down and you'll find something called Reading List.

Click the add button and type in ''strawberry-mochi.blogspot.com'' like so.

Now you get to see whenever I update my blog!

Well,that's as long as you add me.

So what are you waiting for?

Go add me!

Ever wondered how a strawberry-mochi looks like?Well, feast your eyes on this!

Yeah,I know,it's not very spectacular.

Hey,did anyone ever notice how I keep wearing the white wedges?

Just a short story about myself.

I have men-sized feet,as big as my dad's and he's 5'9....I have no idea where I got my big feet from but they're freakin' annoying!Sure,the size is usually the last to run out of stock but my problem is that most of the times,I can't even fit into a size 9!Which is unfortunately...the biggest.I do find my shoes but I end up outgrowing them within a month.I think I have at least 8-10 pairs where I've outgrown them within a month....

I tell you ar,some of you people are so freakin' lucky that you're 7s and 6s.It may be the most common size in Malaysia and most likely to run out of stock first but at least it's easy for you to find something that fits you,right?

I quote Soo Yin,''Envy nia!''

Does anyone know where to buy big shoes? Especially size 10 Nike women shoes.Their biggest is 9.

I only have one really reliable pair which is my white wedges.Perfect cuz it has a little height and because it's a slipper,I don't outgrow them easily.

*sigh*I want big shoes shoe shop.....

Then again....

''I had the blues because I had not shoes until upon the street,I met a man with no feet..''-Forgot who

&

''Contentment starts with grateful hearts''-A cross stitch picture on my wall made by Mother

When you're grateful and contented with what you have,your heart will be at ease because you're concentrating on what you have and not on what you don't have.Now that's where true happiness comes from.I've learned a lot from those two quotes and I shall forever live by them^^

Someone told me long ago that people with big feet signified something...I never found out and I forgot who told me that....I wonder....oh well..

Lotsa !
Yau.

EDIT: Adding a few pictures I missed out.

Yau sign.Okay fine,f u sign.

Yau clap.

Yau point.

Clockwise from left,Soo Yin,Hui Li,Siew Jun,Rou En,Zhou Ling And Xin ling

Dangit....I can't tell which is which cuz I can't see the colour of their glasses...

Freakin' LONG Twilight post.Boys,run away.

Twilight Tag!

1. Do you like Edward Cullen?
LIKE? LIKE?! I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN! Now, HE can hum sweet nothings into my ear anytime he wants!

Me:Mmmm..I woke up to the smell of your intoxicating breath.When will you stop dazzling me,baby?

Edward:I dazzle you?

Me: Always.Your smoldering eyes,your curved lips,your cold hard chest,your smell,your ridiculousy sexy body...so...so...hot...

Edward:I’m the world’s best predator, aren’t I? Everything about me invites you in — my voice, my face, even my smell. As if I need any of that!

Me:*smiles*Let's just forget about that*long gazing-at-each-other silence*Honey,I had a dream about you last night.I wonder what would you dream about if you could sleep..

Edward:Love,if I could ever dream,you'd be the star of my every dream*dazzles*.

Me: *MEGA SWOON*

A girl can dream,can't she?

HAHAHAHAHAHA....

Hey Mother,fyi,Edward Cullen is a fictional character from a novel called Twilight.Everything I'm saying here is sorta from the book.I'm not that imaginative and I'm sure you know that.

2. Do you find Edward Cullen hot?
Novel-He's every girls dream guy!Too bad there's no such thing as Mr. Perfect...

Movie-Waddya think?

DAMN FREAKIN' UGLY RIGHT?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?! THE HORROR!! THE HORROR!! *nosebleed*

I hope you change your mind about his hotness now that you've seen this.

3. Do you like Jacob Black?
I honestly hated him like crap in New Moon and Eclipse,New Moon especially.I always imagined him as some annoying lil' brat having a big fat crush.Tall,gangly and not to mention ugly.Like c'mon...the hair!Long silky raven black hair!(it reaches his waist)That's just so wrong....Oh yeah,I liked him better in Breaking Dawn cuz he imprinted on Nessie.Haha..padan muka. You don't deserve Bella but you sure deserve her baby.

Ooohhh...but I really didn't expect him to look like this in the movie.

4) Do you find Jacob Black hot?

Do YOU?

Aaahhh nothing beats 'cleansing' your eyes after looking at some picture from a horror movie,no?Simply refreshing. At least some people have 8 packs and not just 1 gigantic fat one.

8) You love Edward and Jacob. Who would you choose?
Edward.I love Edward with unconditional love.As for Jacob,it's just the awesome 8 packs kinda love.

9) Your best friend got close to Edward. Will you feel jealous?
That depends.HOW close?Like slobber all over the book kinda close?Sniff the book kinda close?Or caress the book every night kinda close?Well,guess what,bitches?I'LL GET CLOSER THAN ANY OF YOU WILL EVER GET!!! I'LL DO THE UNTHINKABLE!HELL YEAH,I WILL!

I'll $%&*%*&$%$^%$&^**^%%^#%$^&%^$&^ the book.

Oh wait,I didn't answer the question.

Yes.

10) You got kissed by someone and he's not human.What will you do?
Lol almost anyone can be not human. God, animals, ghosts, VAMPIRES, shapeshifters, 'werewolves'...lotsa stuff.This is a very vague question so it won't be easy for me to answer.I'm not answering.Oh,but there is one criteria.That person or thing better be hot for me to not punch him in the gut.

11) Carlisle or Edward?
EDWARD CULLEN.

12) Family or vampire?
Vampireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

13) Love or Friends?
Aaaahhh stupid vague and ambiguos questions >:(.There are many kinds of love and friendships.Which one do you propose me to judge by? Frankly,I don't think I can ever give you my true answer unless I really go through such a dilemma whereby I'm torn between the man of my life and my Best Friend.Yup,I think it would be really difficult to pick but I'm sure my buds would never be so selfish and neither will my future beau.I'll deffinitely make sure of it.I have good taste in people,ya know?hahahaha syok sendidri XD

14) If the guy you love leaves you exactly like how Edward had left Bella, what would you do?
That guy I love better be just as good a catch as Edward for me to react like Bella.

15) If Edward gives you 502 roses, will you love him in return?
520 means "I love you" if you say it in Mandarin according to Xian. wu er shi...wo ai ni....or is it wu bai er shi?Don't mind me,I'm a banana.

Anyway,those are material things.I'd probably be really flattered for a few weeks but only when I've known him long and he'd stolen my heart,only then shall I love him in return.

Wait,are we talking about Edward Cullen?

HELL YEAH!!!!!!

16) Five things you hate about Edward.

• He made Bella depressed in New Moon


• stupidly lets Bella have anything she wants in Breaking Dawn and that includes almost killing herself


• his big fat one pack in the movie


• too lanky and gangly in the movie


• Okay,I've got nothing.

17) Five things you hate about Jacob.

• THE HAIR.Thank God he cuts it short in the later books.
  
• HE TRIED TO STEAL BELLA FROM EDWARD.
  
• His age.Sooooooooooooooo young!I want him older so that he can even it up with Edward.The bigger the competition,the better^^
  
• Oh God forbid,he imagined Bella in the nude.I REALLY hate him for that.
  
• So...rugged.Just a personal preference.I prefer button shirts to T-shirts and jeans.

18) Four things you love about Edward...

• cold hard lips *swoonswoonswoonswoonswoon*
• He fits my bill.Posh,well-dressed,classy,accent from the past,sexy,smells good,loves wearing button-downed shirts and one heckuva smartay..like Yau!(bee's word)
  
• He sparkles in the sun^^


• Charming and romantic *GIGA SWOON!*

19) Three things you love about Jacob...

• EIGHT PACKS.


• Warm^^
  
• Big.I like big people.

20) Two things that you love about Bella...

• Ohhh she likes trying to understand people and their emotions but for her,she only pays attention to Edward.I like people-watching too!But I just keep my opinions to myself but the way I think is more like Edward(read the Midnight Sun draft.)I sorta fit pieces together like Edward.Observe and conclude.
  
• She brought life to the cutest lil' button in the world!

21) If you love Edward,and he promises you something that he didn't fulfill,what will you do?
I'll still love him forever.Like duh!We're talking about Edward Cullen over here! 0.0.

22. Last question, if both Jacob and Edward says "I love you" to you at the same time,same place,same venue,what will you do?
So you're saying they're both in front of me?I'll make both of them fight to the death of course.Nothing more,nothing less.Winner takes all which is ME! hahahahahaha....oh and uh my bet's on Edward 8D.

23. Oops..one more.. If you got married to Edward, will you force him to transform you as soon as possible so that he could make love with you?


Me:Edward love,will you please,please transform me into a vampire?I'll bear any level of pain just for you.Please? You know what I want.*winks*

Edward:Of course I know what you want*dazzling smile*You want to become just like me.*throws glitter on me* THERE!*points*Now you sparkle just like a vampire in the sun!*claps like Yau*

Me:=O Oh,Edward 8D!*prances like a pony* *neighs*

I'm sorry if you don't laugh.You really need to have my kinda black humor to laugh.

24. List 6 people here for you to tag.

- Chai Yeevonne(I hope she hasn't done it and I hope she still loves Twilight)
- Christine
- Syann-Ee
- Cheryl Anne.
- Twilighter.
-Wong Chern Yao

AND NOW FOR TWILIGHT PICTURES!

Ooohh I wonder if she'll be going around limping...

Like omg!Jasper finally doesn't look like he just got out of bed and Edward looks...stupid.

Reminds me of America's Next Top Model...

I like them a lot better when they look painted^^

''You are exactly my brand of heroin.''

I wish I was her.

Mmmm...^^

Ohohoh!BREAKING NEWS,TWILIGHTERS!

THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED TWILIGHT MOVIE IS ONLY COMING TO MALAYSIA IN MARCH!

MARCH! *faints*

But fear not for we can sign a petition!If it can work for the Philippines,it can work for Malaysia too!

Here we go,storytellin' time...

The Philippines was originally given the release date of January 3rd,I think.Nobody likes that,right?So,outraged fans joined forces and put in a joint effort to get their beloved movie by this year and thus resorting to making an online petition.Little did they know,they were faced by a great challenge.They needed 5000 signatures....blablabla they got 4300 in the end and got their Twilight.Whoopeedoo.Oh yeah,they started their petition in May.

Did I mention that they get their movie a day earlier than The US?

20th November!

Proof of the Filipinos' hard work over here.

Anywayyyyyyyyy.

What about us?

Well,I think the March thing is pretty much true cuz the news is according to IMDB.In fact,Malaysia isn't even in the list of release dates.I found out about the news cuz I was reading one of their forums so yeah.

And now for our petition!

Let your voices be heard!

We want our Twilight!

We don't want to waste our money flying to Manila nor do we want to download it illegally.

SAVE OUR TWILIGHT.

Help us get 5000 signatures.

Spread the word.

and.

SIGN IT!*points up*

Oh and you don't even need to make an acc.

Sign 5 times if you must,like me!

hhmmm...there's an average of 8 signatures a day..I hope we can make it by November..

Just a reminder!

TWILIGHT PETITION SITE FOR RELEASE OF TWILIGHT MOVIE IN MALAYSIA

P.S-Can anyone find my dad's name on the twilight petition site?His number is 204^^

TOODLES~!

EDIT:Lol since so many people seem to not be able to notice the fact that I linked the petition site,looks like I have to point it out.The GIGANTIC words up there are clickable and so are the 'here','IMDB', and 'our petition'.They're coloured for a reason.Well,technically all my words are coloured but you get the point.Now,fulfill your destiny and save our Twilight!Oh yeah,when you sign your name,you'll need to give your e-mail and your road address.Good news is you an crap any e-mail or road you want and that's why I signed crap loads of times XD.

I don't love children anymore.

Kids.

Aren't they just the sweetest things?

I've always loved kids for as long as I can remember.Such sweet little things running around laughing like they don't have a care in the world.Just looking at them makes you wanna smile,doesn't it?They give you hope that somewhere out there, there's a magical place full of hope...and joyness^^Yes, I know that place is in their imagination.

Bottomline I love children la.

So anyway,something happened today and it sure changed my perspective on children.

I swear the next time I think about getting kids,I'd definitely think twice...

I haven't been sleeping at all for the past two days cuz my gran gran came over for a visit and unfortunately,she talks in her sleep...mumbles a lot of crap in Chinese...very annoying.

God,I am dead tired and my brother decides to bring four of his friends over for a 'project'.

Five 10 year-olds.

Fabulous.

I'm trying to get some sleep after two sleepless nights and all I hear are little brats shrieking like there's no tomorrow.Why can't I just quietly listen to Concerning Hobbits?What have I done for you to have a heart carry out such monstrosity?

I didn't want to just sit down and do nothing so I went and checked.

Turns out they're fighting over who gets to be team leader for their KH project.Two duds had nominated themselves and already they start misusing their power ordering people around while they just watch and sip their Milos.

Why didn't I expect this?

It's just so predictable that boys go around fighting and yelling at each other over projects and yet I didn't see it coming.

*sigh*And so I intervened and thank God I have a loud voice.

blablabla took hours to sort things out but let's get to the point.

Why do I hate kids?(those kids in particular..)

1.They knocked down my brand new flat-screened computer.

KNOCK DOWN!!!!!!Like whack down with their hands kinda knock down!!!!When you have 5 kids pushing themselves around with wheel-y chairs,it's total havoc.At any cost,never give 5 immature brats wheel-y chairs.They go around pushing each other and end up whacking down my CPU and my display screen.You can imagine the horror in my eyes when I saw my precious computer plummeting down from my oh-so-high table.And then it's like BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG! *shards of glass flying across the room* *whimpers* My poor computer....noooo....

Okay fine,I lied about the glass part and my computer is still fine,period.

Oh but what makes matters worse is the fact that my brother's a push-over and his friend are too thick-skinned.Right after whacking it down,my brother was like ''Oh my God,mummy's gonna kill me..." and starts crying and then decides to retreat to a corner in the room.Mr. ComputerKiller flings his hands in the air and starts yelling 'I DIDN'T DO IT!I DIDN'T DO IT!'' Like omg the nerve of him!You see my weakling brother crying and instead of saying sorry,you deny the fact you almost murdered my computer? MURDERER!You look at me with your pleading eyes,your hands filthy with murder...we all saw it-I know you did it.

Don't worry,I was really nice to him.I'm just expressing my anger on my blog^^

2.You play with fire in my house.

FIRE.While I'm turning my back on you,giving you a little privacy/liberty to talk about your boy stuff,you take me for granted and play with fire instead.I gave you 1 cm and you took a mile.You boys are like hooligans!Have you no parents?What really angers me is the fact that you took the matches from my God's altar!You boys really don't know where to stop,do you??? Aren't you a Muslim?You're not allowed to touch other religion's paraphernalia.It's dosaaaaaaaaaaaa.I'm just feeling a tad bit better cuz I saw the guilt and fear in your eyes when I told you about the sin you had just commited.

3.You almost gave me a heart attack.

Seriously,never give 5 boys wheel-y chairs.One of them almost fell down my staircase while like moving around with a wheely-chair.He decided to go Speed Racer and lost his balance when he almost fell down the staircase backwards.I swear my heart skipped a beat when I saw his chair tip over a little.I thought he was gonna die and I was gonna get all the blame albeit the fact that I have no responsibility over them.Now that's what I mean when I say heart-stopping.

You boys really still haven't had it after killing my computer ,do you?

What are you gonna do next?

Chop down the tree in front of my house?

I bet if you guys were just a little bigger,you'd really do it.

Nothing better to do,right?

You guys are really asking for it.

I hope you die someday.

And thus my dears,I have concluded-I DESPISE CHILDREN.

Hhhhmmm...I'll probably learn to love 'em again soon enough just never this bunch...

OH YEAH! TO ALL TWILIGHTERS!

Some usurper bastard decided to illegally distribute Stephenie Meyer's partial draft of Midnight Sun.

Midnight Sun is now on indefinite hold.

That means we might not be able to ever read Midnight Sun!!!!

You can read the 200+ page draft over here.

http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/pdf/midnightsun_partialdraft2.pdf

Read more about the issue over here.

http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/midnightsun.html

I've been reading the Twilight saga since I was 13 and I think it's about time I post about it...maybe next time!

Toodles~!

Someone special^^...and b00bs.

Who could it be?

It's time to guess for you and me,
We need someone but never fear-o!
It looks like a job for a Higglytown hero!
A Higglytown heroooooooooo!
I'm a Higglytown hero ,bold and good,
I help the town just like I should,
So work real hard and you will see,
That you can be a herooooo
Just like me!
A hero just like me!

Oh yeah,here's your more frequent update,Jarrod.

Sorry,I wanted the title to start out with ''someone special'' and this song suddenly popped into my head XD(You'd know it if you watch Playhouse Disney). And so did the first season pokemon theme song....

Strike that.

I have a personality disorder so yeah,forgive me.

Soooooo it was someone's birthday........a few days ago!!!!!

But it's not just anyone.

It's......

CHRISTINE KUAN!

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!!

Hhhhmmm...I'm gonna start out with how I first met her since I tend to have vivid memories of the first time I meet my friends.Ooohhh...but strangers would find this boring.Scroll down strangers,you'll find something more interesting.Skip everything in peach.

For people I know,

It was the first day of school and God it was freakin' boring.I was the only one from a KL malay school comin' over here and thankful I was finally done with all those gedik Malay girls.Not to say Malay girls are gedik,just the ones in my old school,most of 'em.

Bored,bored,bored,bored,bored and then we had to change places.Tall go behind,short front,the usual.I got this girl,a tall girl just like me as my partner.She looked...dead and then I was like shit,not another shy one.Noooooo.So I said hi in a really friendly hyper way and she said hi just like I did.From then on I knew I had found my new best friend!

Too bad we got in trouble a lot...(last year)

Regret what I've done in the past but oh well,the past is the past.

Recently someone asked me why am I still friends with her since she's caused me so much trouble.

Well,I replied like this ,''You see my dear,I am really difficult to please.I hate speaking on msn and smsing cuz I can't express myself well on these.I like talking in person much better(You get to see my facial expressions 8D).Random people add me and try to talk to me but I get bored really easily.Only few have been able to hold long conversations with me and those I see as special(so far,no random person has done it before so I'm waiting for that special person.As for ppl I know,ONLY 2 and they're both guys -_-).Like I said,I'm difficult to amuse so when I find someone I try to not let go of them.Carpe diem! To seize the moment,to take quick action when oppurtunity strikes.Lol as for her flaws, like they say,The forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest.She may be the biggest asshole(to some) but she's still my asshole.It's really our choice to look past their flaws and admire their talents instead.I don't expect my friends to be impeccable.They're only human.''

Said something like that and this is also directed to some Form 3/4/5 students.I know some of you have been asking behind my back but ...I don't give a damn^^

Okay,enough shit talk.Now for something funny that happened during our outing on Christine's birthday!


While aimlessly walking around OU,we were approached by some lady,petite in size.

She handed me this.Wait,she handed the four of us this.Me,Bee,Cheryl and Christine.

Wah,bitch! You calling me fat ah?!?!?! Mother%^&$#*,IMMA GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN!

Kidding!*winks*

We didn't have the time to think about anything

She just went on jibber-jabbering....

~Pink is for stuff spoken verbally
*is for actions

Lady:Um,hello,this is a special package that we don't normally give customers.You four are special so I am giving you this.*big enthusiastic smile*

Us:0.0.....*continue staring at lady*

Lady:*opens leaflet*

Lady:There, this is a completely free treatment special for you.You can either go for the FREE Bust Firming Treatment or the FREE Full Body Slimming Treatment.I tell you ah,the bust firiming is more worth it because it is worth RM 350 and it is free for first time customers only.Com-plete-ly FREE.

What did you say?

*replays ladies voice in my head*


BUST FIRMING TREATMENT?!?!?!?!?!
So bitch,first you call me fat and now you call me flat??FLAT?!?!?!

Sorry,I know it's blur.Just bear with me,please?My goddamn phone won't do this pic any justice.Camera USB cable gone missing...I know,why didn't you scan it?Well,Windows Vista does not permit me to do so >:(

Back to story.

By then,I was amused by the ladies enthusiasm and charisma trying to convince us to go so I continued listening to her.So much hope in her eyes...it would be a sin to upset the cute 'lil lady..hahaha.Kudos to you lady,you're the first salesperson to get me to listen for more than 10 seconds.What a cili padi.

Okay fine,I was also amused by the thought of finding the best time to tell her my ahem...age(if ya get what I mean).I think she didn't know our age...couldn't guess,at least.With me and Christine standing at around 5'6 ,I guess we don't exactly look our age...hehehe the perks of being tall^^Btw,that lady is around 5 feet tall so that's what I mean when I say petite.

Lady:This bust firming treatment is very good for your bust,you know?It will make it perkier and firmer.Got nice feel leh.*explains some stuff about how it works*

HAHAHAHA! What a fascinating lady!I went along playing the game with her since it was so fun!

Us:*all listen intently to her rambling about her 'awesome' treatment*(nah,I don't think she's a phony.Bizzy Body is pretty established)

Me:So,where is your shop?Do you have one here in One Utama?I think I might go. (playing along IS fun^^)

Lady:Oh sorry ah miss,One Utama don't have.*flips leaflet to the back*We have one in the Damansara Utama area.We're just promoting in One Utama.When you go there,you just need to present this leaflet at the counter and they will give you a free treatment.Go before expiry date ah.

Us:*all start giggling and snickering like crap*

I think we all started giggling cuz of my intention and the lady is just really naive...XD

Okay,now was the best time to give it to her.

Me:Hey,lady can you guess my age?

Lady:You ah?Umm...*gives a very confident tone* 20!

Us:*all burst out laughing again* HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Me:HAHHAHAHA..*wipes tear*Okay,why don't you guess my other friends ages.

I thought she would give a different answer since Abigail and Cheryl looked more their age. And well,I was laughing.Must've gave me away...

Lady:Hah?*Hui Li style.Sorry,inside joke*Oh them ah?Aaaahhh...you all friend-friend,right?So you all oso 2o lah!(She really looked so sincere when she told us our age!Didn't seem like she was trying to flatter us at all..)

Looks like I stand corrected.She is dumber than I thought.But I like her!

Me:Okay then.Get this,I'm 14 and so are they!*biggrinbiggrinbiggrin*

Lady:HAH?!?!?!?!REALLY AHHH???How come you all so big one?

Me:Umm.....drink lots of milk!And skipping rope!

Me:Hhhmmm... I think we can't go cuz we're underage and our mothers probably wouldn't let....

Lady:Noooo,this treatment got no age-limit wan.Besides,make you look nicer horh?

Wow,she still tries.Some old lady(20 something) persuading young teenagers into getting boob enhancements...tsktsktsk.It's bad enough that it's considered taboo to most in our country but puh-lease,we're only FOURTEEN.Now I really think her mother dropped her when she was a baby or something...

My dears,if Bizzy Body continued preying on innocent teenagers like us I'm sure they'll be like a catalyst to get girls to reach 2nd base(guys groping our boobs) by the age of 15.Lol what with Asians being smaller in size.Most of us would probably be too 'small' even if there were some bold ones out there to try.So yeah,them making our buns bigger would be such a self-esteem boost which is..bad.

*PUN INTENDED*Don't wanna get sued.I'll just admit this to clear things up.The lady made an accident,it wasn't her fault that our towering heights fooled her.Not that we wanted to fool her in the first place.She came to us first.

Fyi, 1st base-kissing, 2nd base-boob groping ,3rd base-sex.(This is from Princess Diaries,kay?I'm not some psycho perv going around the net searching for sexual terms)

Catalyst is like something that makes things speed up.Americans do 2nd base by that age and Malaysia isn't very far behind.Okay, maybe we are but it's still just a matter of time.My depiction of Bizzy Body as a catalyst,PUN IN-TEN-DED.

Again,back to story.

Me:Err...I still think our moms wouldn't let and how would we get transport anyway...

Lady:Cheeeehh..donneed to tell your mathers lah!This one ah,you just keep quiet and pretend to go to friend house la.Then you all pakat go together^^

She never gives up.Too optimistic.

Cheryl:Hhhmmm....yeah!Maybe I should get a boob job.(Cheryl joined in the fun!)

Lady:Yeaaaah!*points at Cheryl's boobs*People like you ah,very good go for this kinda thing wan.

All:*gigglegigglegiggle*

Lol like I said, when it comes to this lady,she's too cute and tiny to reject.

Me:Okay then,I think we'll all go.Thank you very much,lady.

Yup,we gave in.

Lady:Okay,before you leave ah,can I get your names and numbers to inform you of our further promotions?

All:Sure^^ *we all end up writing*

Damn,that lady is good!

But to me,it was just to make her satisfied and happy.Nothing like a job well done to make yourself happy ,right?You just convinced 4 of you supposedly hardest customers.

Soooo...after leaving that lady,I wonder what was on everyone's mind.. knowing that you were carrying such a thing with you in your purse..walking around OU...it was there...the leaflet in your purse..you ask yourself ''What will I do with it?''

I'm sure our minds wandered off to that lil' place a time or two.

''Should I go for the boob job?Maybe I could push my rep a little higher if I had bigger boobs...''

''Hhhmm...maybe I should give it to my mom...her boobs are getting a little saggy..''

''Ohohoh!The body slimming one sounds nice.I could do away with the baby fat I have around my thighs and my stomach..I just won't tell them...hehehehe''

''I think I'll go for both!I just won't tell my three friends...They'll think I'm a fake or something..''

''I think I won't do anything with this leaflet! I'll keep it and show it to the whole world through my blog!''

Haha..whatever was on our minds...I'd never know.It's for them to know and for me to find out!HAHAHAHA...'cept for the me part.I already know what I'm thinking anyway^^

Ooohhh...this post isn't too good.Kinda controversial...

Dunno,don't care!

Ohoh ,just to lighten things up,

Doing what us girls do best. ;D

From left,Cheryl,Christine,me .Cousin went home early...

Hey 2C and B ,the conversation up there might be a little off cuz I don't have good memory XD

Toodles~!