Aren't they just the sweetest things?
I've always loved kids for as long as I can remember.Such sweet little things running around laughing like they don't have a care in the world.Just looking at them makes you wanna smile,doesn't it?They give you hope that somewhere out there, there's a magical place full of hope...and joyness^^Yes, I know that place is in their imagination.
Bottomline I love children la.
So anyway,something happened today and it sure changed my perspective on children.
I swear the next time I think about getting kids,I'd definitely think twice...
I haven't been sleeping at all for the past two days cuz my gran gran came over for a visit and unfortunately,she talks in her sleep...mumbles a lot of crap in Chinese...very annoying.
God,I am dead tired and my brother decides to bring four of his friends over for a 'project'.
Five 10 year-olds.
Fabulous.
I'm trying to get some sleep after two sleepless nights and all I hear are little brats shrieking like there's no tomorrow.Why can't I just quietly listen to Concerning Hobbits?What have I done for you to have a heart carry out such monstrosity?
I didn't want to just sit down and do nothing so I went and checked.
Turns out they're fighting over who gets to be team leader for their KH project.Two duds had nominated themselves and already they start misusing their power ordering people around while they just watch and sip their Milos.
Why didn't I expect this?
It's just so predictable that boys go around fighting and yelling at each other over projects and yet I didn't see it coming.
*sigh*And so I intervened and thank God I have a loud voice.
blablabla took hours to sort things out but let's get to the point.
Why do I hate kids?(those kids in particular..)
1.They knocked down my brand new flat-screened computer.
KNOCK DOWN!!!!!!Like whack down with their hands kinda knock down!!!!When you have 5 kids pushing themselves around with wheel-y chairs,it's total havoc.At any cost,never give 5 immature brats wheel-y chairs.They go around pushing each other and end up whacking down my CPU and my display screen.You can imagine the horror in my eyes when I saw my precious computer plummeting down from my oh-so-high table.And then it's like BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG! *shards of glass flying across the room* *whimpers* My poor computer....noooo....
Okay fine,I lied about the glass part and my computer is still fine,period.
Oh but what makes matters worse is the fact that my brother's a push-over and his friend are too thick-skinned.Right after whacking it down,my brother was like ''Oh my God,mummy's gonna kill me..." and starts crying and then decides to retreat to a corner in the room.Mr. ComputerKiller flings his hands in the air and starts yelling 'I DIDN'T DO IT!I DIDN'T DO IT!'' Like omg the nerve of him!You see my weakling brother crying and instead of saying sorry,you deny the fact you almost murdered my computer? MURDERER!You look at me with your pleading eyes,your hands filthy with murder...we all saw it-I know you did it.
Don't worry,I was really nice to him.I'm just expressing my anger on my blog^^
2.You play with fire in my house.
FIRE.While I'm turning my back on you,giving you a little privacy/liberty to talk about your boy stuff,you take me for granted and play with fire instead.I gave you 1 cm and you took a mile.You boys are like hooligans!Have you no parents?What really angers me is the fact that you took the matches from my God's altar!You boys really don't know where to stop,do you??? Aren't you a Muslim?You're not allowed to touch other religion's paraphernalia.It's dosaaaaaaaaaaaa.I'm just feeling a tad bit better cuz I saw the guilt and fear in your eyes when I told you about the sin you had just commited.
3.You almost gave me a heart attack.
Seriously,never give 5 boys wheel-y chairs.One of them almost fell down my staircase while like moving around with a wheely-chair.He decided to go Speed Racer and lost his balance when he almost fell down the staircase backwards.I swear my heart skipped a beat when I saw his chair tip over a little.I thought he was gonna die and I was gonna get all the blame albeit the fact that I have no responsibility over them.Now that's what I mean when I say heart-stopping.
You boys really still haven't had it after killing my computer ,do you?
What are you gonna do next?
Chop down the tree in front of my house?
I bet if you guys were just a little bigger,you'd really do it.
Nothing better to do,right?
You guys are really asking for it.
I hope you die someday.
And thus my dears,I have concluded-I DESPISE CHILDREN.
Hhhhmmm...I'll probably learn to love 'em again soon enough just never this bunch...
OH YEAH! TO ALL TWILIGHTERS!
Some usurper bastard decided to illegally distribute Stephenie Meyer's partial draft of Midnight Sun.
Midnight Sun is now on indefinite hold.
That means we might not be able to ever read Midnight Sun!!!!
You can read the 200+ page draft over here.
http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/pdf/midnightsun_partialdraft2.pdf
Read more about the issue over here.
http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/midnightsun.html
I've been reading the Twilight saga since I was 13 and I think it's about time I post about it...maybe next time!
Toodles~!
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