I'm feeling magical today 8D

*pretend you read this post weeks ago

Hey there strawberry readers!(though I'm actually not a really big fan of it..aahhh,f that thought)

Soooo....I've been in pain and I couldn't walk with my back straight few days ago.Nu-uh,'specially when you get bed-ridden for days.You tend to forget how to move since everyone does everything for ya.

But I sure look well ,don't I?

Yeah,I was in pain but I chose to not show it.Oh gawd,I just love staring at the balloons!(in reality)So shiny...so colourful...so...ROUND. I love rolie-polie objects^^It just puts a smile on my face when I see round colourful objects.

Soooooo,when you're all sick and down sure your friends come see ue waan!

Andandand,they give you presents!

Hhhmmm....it's really hard to pick my favourite present

• a big bouquet of roses given to me by a friend

Aaahhh,you'll read more later

• BREAKING DAWN.

Need I say more?*BIGGGGGGGGG grin*

• oodles and oodles of baskets of flowers/fruits from my uncles
  

Okay,this one isn't hard to notice how it stands out from all the rest.Yup,these are obviously not as precious as my other pressies.Especially when your dad has 5 other siblings...Not that I don't like 'em.Just don't treasure them as much.'Sides,they all just wither and die in the end.

• big black card and other two cards

~these may be considered a humble gift to most but I love them just as much as my other presents!Seriously damn touched when I saw it.*goes through one of her special moments*

• Food!

I like food^^People are like damn clever to know that the poor little girl over here was starving at the hospital.Ok fine la,my stomach was full so I couldn't eat...hospital food.Fyi,full of air.They pumped air into my stomach...felt like a balloon..hard,round...bouncy.

• Friends.

I believe friends are actually siblings that God forgot to give us.-Magee Cal Persuhn
Believe it.

• Balloons.

One word.Nevergetboredofthem.

Oh,how I wish I had brought a diary to the hospital to like pen down all my thought and experience over there.Unfortunately,I didn't.Aww shit it's too late for me to take pictures of my flowers now...they're all in the dustbin...and dead.

I'm gonna write a make-shift diary!Though it won't be as good as the real deal...I've learned first hand that pretending to write a diary(trying to relive the moment especially when it happened a week ago)is not very easy nor convincing.Nothing to lose,right?Except maybe a few readers...Oh well,don't care.MY blog,not yours.

Saturday,2nd August 2008(Day 1)

Dear Diary,


Looks like you're gonna be my new best friend during my stay at the hospital.I'm gonna pretend to talk to you as if you're a person since I have a weird personality disorder whereby I can never be left alone because I cannot stand not being surrounded by people.


Anyway Dy-Dy(pronounced as die) Guess what?I am f@cking going to be hospitalized starting tomorrow!F@ck!F@ck!F@ck!I'm not even feeling any pain!What happened to do the bloody operation 3 months later????Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Just so freakin' upset!I'm gonna stop yelling and start whining now.I don't want the hopitaaaaaaaal...so stupiiiiid....no friendsssssss.NO FRIENDS!NO TALKING!But I can't live without friends!Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!F@ck it laaaaaaaaa.I dowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.


*inhales exhales*


Okay,I'm feeling more sane right now so I'll talk calmly.I hope I didn't hurt you ,Dy.*sigh*It's like 9 p.m. now and I'm done packing all my food*coughs* stuff into my bag.Whaaaat?You can't blame a person for packing tons of junkfood..I'll starve over there....Anyways,God knows why loads ppl have been asking me the same question.


Person:So are you scared or nervous about tomorrow's surgery?Don't be scared or cry ahhhh.You are in good hands.


Me:*squints eyes*I'm not scared nor am I nervous.*huffs*It is just a surgery.Why am I even supposed to cry?


Ugh,I wonder what's so hard to believe when someone tells you they're not scared of going under the knife.Like come on,it is JUST a surgery.What irritates me most is when people tell me not to cry.CRY!Puh-lease,I have much better reasons to cry for. Ugh...badmoodbadmoodbadmood. Hhhmmm....how do I feel about my surgery?*thinks* Wow Dy,I actually feel....nothing.Just another normal day,nothing special.Maybe just some extra lazing around cuz I won't be able to walk around.Well,I'm tired now so I'm just gonna sleep.Wait no,I'll go eat as much peanuts as I can starting from..NOW!I'll have to fast starting 12 midnight....ehehehe

Bye Dy!

Sunday,3rd August(Day 2)

Dear Diary,

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!I don't know why I'm so happy today.It's like one of those special mornings.You wake up to the sweet,sweet floral smell of your fluffy white pillows.Then,you walk to your window and hear the cute lil' birds chirping and not to mention, Mr.Sun shining brightly at your oh-so-cheery face =)Lady Luck must be smiling at me today^^.Now why can't she just smile at me everyday???Probably did something to her in my past-life....Oh well,I'm off to the hospital! Hospital,here I come!

Hey Diary,I'm getting pushed on one of those mobile bed thingies right now and it's freakin' boring.These nurses seriously need to push faster!!!!*tells the nurse to push me faster*Where's the joy of pushing people around then?Dumb nurses.This kinda experience is supposed to be fun!But they just spoil it....>:(

Okay,I'm supposed to go into the operation theater now but there seems to be a problem...The nurses have lost their way and we're now walking around in circles.Well,I'm not walking,they are.Still, if I was in a bad mood I'd be complaining about how unprofessional they are but since this is a joy ride,I'll just keep quiet and enjoy it^^The longer the better...MUAHAHHAHAHA

Crap,they found their way...oh well,I' going through the doors now and I'm really bored so I'lll just entertain myself.Gotta say bye to parents now but I'll do it the Yau way.*Keeps on yelling BYE! like a broken radio till they close the door*Hhhmmm....Father and Mother look a lil' worried.Guess they would be since this is my first operation.Too bad I'm not! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........

Dy-Dy!The moronic doctors wanna confiscate you cuz they say I'm not allowed to bring any foreign objects into the theatre!Why?Because you're supposedly infected with harmful bacterias and viruses.Pffttt!

I just convinced the doctor to let me keep you by harassing him.I said I'd stab myself with the scalpel in my hand if he didn't let me keep my comfort object.He agreed!^^But with a catch.They have to freeze you in their special machine to kill all the bacteria and viruses.After that,they have to spray you with some probiotics liquid.Well,at least I'll get to keep ya!

~~The paragraph above is completely crapped.I have to pretend I had a diary with me remember?~~~

Ugh!So boring!So I start talking to the nurses.

Me:Hey nurse,you make it freezing cold in here to kill the bacteria,right?

Nurse:Yes

Me:Ohhh how smart^^Hmmm but it isn't helping me cuz it's 5 degrees celcius...I'm naked..and my teeth are chattering like crazy.

Nurse:Okay*puts blanket on me* Girl ah,you should stop talking so much you know.Your mouth is full of bacteria.

Me:Don't care.I'm bored.*starts naming instruments*syringe..scalpel...suction thingy...

Nurse:Okay,I'm going to let you breathe in some oxygen.

Me:Ohhhh oxygen!I've always wondered how my lungs would feel if I breathe in pure oxygen!

Nurse:*rolls eyes*

Me:Hey, how come this oxygen smells so sweet?Oxygen is supposed to be odourless...

Nurse:Just stop talking.....



*just woke up*Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey,wtf....that nurse lied to me!LIEEEEEEEED!!! She gave me knock-out gas! Hhhmmm...oh well,what's done is done.Ugh...so drowsy right now.I'm gonna go sleep.At least I have the little bugger out....

Hey Dy-Dy,this time I woke up to the sound of my idiotic cousin's laughter!HAHAHAHAHA...She just kept on laughing and pointing at something....I looked and to my horror,I saw a bag of blood hanging beside me!Butt-ugly blood...so squishy..so revolting!That's unfortunately not the worst part...I traced the tube connected to the blood bag...LIKE OMG!MUTHA-F-ER!THE FUGLY THING IS CONNECTED TO...ME! Ugh...meeeeeee......That did it.The room was filled with my cousin's maniacal laughter.Okay fiine at that moment,none of us thought it was blood.We all thought it was pee and that's all the more embarrassing for me.After that,showed cousin the video recordings of my operation on my portable DVD.She ran away. HAHHAHAHA..padan muka.Did I mention how chio these ppl are for putting a camera thing in my stomach?Somo ah damn clear lorh.

Oh yeah,note to self.

Never watch Kung Fu Panda right after an operation.You laugh so hard,it hurts your stitches.

Okay Dy,I'm tired now so I'm gonna sleep.Oh Gawd,I can't wait for tomorrow.MY FRIENDS ARE COMING!


End of Diary log.Stay tuned for the next few days of my hospital life and pray I don't abandon this post like all the others...

Christine,yes,I owe you a post.

Marcus,THANK YOU.