Someone special^^...and b00bs.

Who could it be?

It's time to guess for you and me,
We need someone but never fear-o!
It looks like a job for a Higglytown hero!
A Higglytown heroooooooooo!
I'm a Higglytown hero ,bold and good,
I help the town just like I should,
So work real hard and you will see,
That you can be a herooooo
Just like me!
A hero just like me!

Oh yeah,here's your more frequent update,Jarrod.

Sorry,I wanted the title to start out with ''someone special'' and this song suddenly popped into my head XD(You'd know it if you watch Playhouse Disney). And so did the first season pokemon theme song....

Strike that.

I have a personality disorder so yeah,forgive me.

Soooooo it was someone's birthday........a few days ago!!!!!

But it's not just anyone.

It's......

CHRISTINE KUAN!

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!!

Hhhhmmm...I'm gonna start out with how I first met her since I tend to have vivid memories of the first time I meet my friends.Ooohhh...but strangers would find this boring.Scroll down strangers,you'll find something more interesting.Skip everything in peach.

For people I know,

It was the first day of school and God it was freakin' boring.I was the only one from a KL malay school comin' over here and thankful I was finally done with all those gedik Malay girls.Not to say Malay girls are gedik,just the ones in my old school,most of 'em.

Bored,bored,bored,bored,bored and then we had to change places.Tall go behind,short front,the usual.I got this girl,a tall girl just like me as my partner.She looked...dead and then I was like shit,not another shy one.Noooooo.So I said hi in a really friendly hyper way and she said hi just like I did.From then on I knew I had found my new best friend!

Too bad we got in trouble a lot...(last year)

Regret what I've done in the past but oh well,the past is the past.

Recently someone asked me why am I still friends with her since she's caused me so much trouble.

Well,I replied like this ,''You see my dear,I am really difficult to please.I hate speaking on msn and smsing cuz I can't express myself well on these.I like talking in person much better(You get to see my facial expressions 8D).Random people add me and try to talk to me but I get bored really easily.Only few have been able to hold long conversations with me and those I see as special(so far,no random person has done it before so I'm waiting for that special person.As for ppl I know,ONLY 2 and they're both guys -_-).Like I said,I'm difficult to amuse so when I find someone I try to not let go of them.Carpe diem! To seize the moment,to take quick action when oppurtunity strikes.Lol as for her flaws, like they say,The forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest.She may be the biggest asshole(to some) but she's still my asshole.It's really our choice to look past their flaws and admire their talents instead.I don't expect my friends to be impeccable.They're only human.''

Said something like that and this is also directed to some Form 3/4/5 students.I know some of you have been asking behind my back but ...I don't give a damn^^

Okay,enough shit talk.Now for something funny that happened during our outing on Christine's birthday!


While aimlessly walking around OU,we were approached by some lady,petite in size.

She handed me this.Wait,she handed the four of us this.Me,Bee,Cheryl and Christine.

Wah,bitch! You calling me fat ah?!?!?! Mother%^&$#*,IMMA GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN!

Kidding!*winks*

We didn't have the time to think about anything

She just went on jibber-jabbering....

~Pink is for stuff spoken verbally
*is for actions

Lady:Um,hello,this is a special package that we don't normally give customers.You four are special so I am giving you this.*big enthusiastic smile*

Us:0.0.....*continue staring at lady*

Lady:*opens leaflet*

Lady:There, this is a completely free treatment special for you.You can either go for the FREE Bust Firming Treatment or the FREE Full Body Slimming Treatment.I tell you ah,the bust firiming is more worth it because it is worth RM 350 and it is free for first time customers only.Com-plete-ly FREE.

What did you say?

*replays ladies voice in my head*


BUST FIRMING TREATMENT?!?!?!?!?!
So bitch,first you call me fat and now you call me flat??FLAT?!?!?!

Sorry,I know it's blur.Just bear with me,please?My goddamn phone won't do this pic any justice.Camera USB cable gone missing...I know,why didn't you scan it?Well,Windows Vista does not permit me to do so >:(

Back to story.

By then,I was amused by the ladies enthusiasm and charisma trying to convince us to go so I continued listening to her.So much hope in her eyes...it would be a sin to upset the cute 'lil lady..hahaha.Kudos to you lady,you're the first salesperson to get me to listen for more than 10 seconds.What a cili padi.

Okay fine,I was also amused by the thought of finding the best time to tell her my ahem...age(if ya get what I mean).I think she didn't know our age...couldn't guess,at least.With me and Christine standing at around 5'6 ,I guess we don't exactly look our age...hehehe the perks of being tall^^Btw,that lady is around 5 feet tall so that's what I mean when I say petite.

Lady:This bust firming treatment is very good for your bust,you know?It will make it perkier and firmer.Got nice feel leh.*explains some stuff about how it works*

HAHAHAHA! What a fascinating lady!I went along playing the game with her since it was so fun!

Us:*all listen intently to her rambling about her 'awesome' treatment*(nah,I don't think she's a phony.Bizzy Body is pretty established)

Me:So,where is your shop?Do you have one here in One Utama?I think I might go. (playing along IS fun^^)

Lady:Oh sorry ah miss,One Utama don't have.*flips leaflet to the back*We have one in the Damansara Utama area.We're just promoting in One Utama.When you go there,you just need to present this leaflet at the counter and they will give you a free treatment.Go before expiry date ah.

Us:*all start giggling and snickering like crap*

I think we all started giggling cuz of my intention and the lady is just really naive...XD

Okay,now was the best time to give it to her.

Me:Hey,lady can you guess my age?

Lady:You ah?Umm...*gives a very confident tone* 20!

Us:*all burst out laughing again* HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Me:HAHHAHAHA..*wipes tear*Okay,why don't you guess my other friends ages.

I thought she would give a different answer since Abigail and Cheryl looked more their age. And well,I was laughing.Must've gave me away...

Lady:Hah?*Hui Li style.Sorry,inside joke*Oh them ah?Aaaahhh...you all friend-friend,right?So you all oso 2o lah!(She really looked so sincere when she told us our age!Didn't seem like she was trying to flatter us at all..)

Looks like I stand corrected.She is dumber than I thought.But I like her!

Me:Okay then.Get this,I'm 14 and so are they!*biggrinbiggrinbiggrin*

Lady:HAH?!?!?!?!REALLY AHHH???How come you all so big one?

Me:Umm.....drink lots of milk!And skipping rope!

Me:Hhhmmm... I think we can't go cuz we're underage and our mothers probably wouldn't let....

Lady:Noooo,this treatment got no age-limit wan.Besides,make you look nicer horh?

Wow,she still tries.Some old lady(20 something) persuading young teenagers into getting boob enhancements...tsktsktsk.It's bad enough that it's considered taboo to most in our country but puh-lease,we're only FOURTEEN.Now I really think her mother dropped her when she was a baby or something...

My dears,if Bizzy Body continued preying on innocent teenagers like us I'm sure they'll be like a catalyst to get girls to reach 2nd base(guys groping our boobs) by the age of 15.Lol what with Asians being smaller in size.Most of us would probably be too 'small' even if there were some bold ones out there to try.So yeah,them making our buns bigger would be such a self-esteem boost which is..bad.

*PUN INTENDED*Don't wanna get sued.I'll just admit this to clear things up.The lady made an accident,it wasn't her fault that our towering heights fooled her.Not that we wanted to fool her in the first place.She came to us first.

Fyi, 1st base-kissing, 2nd base-boob groping ,3rd base-sex.(This is from Princess Diaries,kay?I'm not some psycho perv going around the net searching for sexual terms)

Catalyst is like something that makes things speed up.Americans do 2nd base by that age and Malaysia isn't very far behind.Okay, maybe we are but it's still just a matter of time.My depiction of Bizzy Body as a catalyst,PUN IN-TEN-DED.

Again,back to story.

Me:Err...I still think our moms wouldn't let and how would we get transport anyway...

Lady:Cheeeehh..donneed to tell your mathers lah!This one ah,you just keep quiet and pretend to go to friend house la.Then you all pakat go together^^

She never gives up.Too optimistic.

Cheryl:Hhhmmm....yeah!Maybe I should get a boob job.(Cheryl joined in the fun!)

Lady:Yeaaaah!*points at Cheryl's boobs*People like you ah,very good go for this kinda thing wan.

All:*gigglegigglegiggle*

Lol like I said, when it comes to this lady,she's too cute and tiny to reject.

Me:Okay then,I think we'll all go.Thank you very much,lady.

Yup,we gave in.

Lady:Okay,before you leave ah,can I get your names and numbers to inform you of our further promotions?

All:Sure^^ *we all end up writing*

Damn,that lady is good!

But to me,it was just to make her satisfied and happy.Nothing like a job well done to make yourself happy ,right?You just convinced 4 of you supposedly hardest customers.

Soooo...after leaving that lady,I wonder what was on everyone's mind.. knowing that you were carrying such a thing with you in your purse..walking around OU...it was there...the leaflet in your purse..you ask yourself ''What will I do with it?''

I'm sure our minds wandered off to that lil' place a time or two.

''Should I go for the boob job?Maybe I could push my rep a little higher if I had bigger boobs...''

''Hhhmm...maybe I should give it to my mom...her boobs are getting a little saggy..''

''Ohohoh!The body slimming one sounds nice.I could do away with the baby fat I have around my thighs and my stomach..I just won't tell them...hehehehe''

''I think I'll go for both!I just won't tell my three friends...They'll think I'm a fake or something..''

''I think I won't do anything with this leaflet! I'll keep it and show it to the whole world through my blog!''

Haha..whatever was on our minds...I'd never know.It's for them to know and for me to find out!HAHAHAHA...'cept for the me part.I already know what I'm thinking anyway^^

Ooohhh...this post isn't too good.Kinda controversial...

Dunno,don't care!

Ohoh ,just to lighten things up,

Doing what us girls do best. ;D

From left,Cheryl,Christine,me .Cousin went home early...

Hey 2C and B ,the conversation up there might be a little off cuz I don't have good memory XD

Toodles~!

I'm feeling magical today 8D

*pretend you read this post weeks ago

Hey there strawberry readers!(though I'm actually not a really big fan of it..aahhh,f that thought)

Soooo....I've been in pain and I couldn't walk with my back straight few days ago.Nu-uh,'specially when you get bed-ridden for days.You tend to forget how to move since everyone does everything for ya.

But I sure look well ,don't I?

Yeah,I was in pain but I chose to not show it.Oh gawd,I just love staring at the balloons!(in reality)So shiny...so colourful...so...ROUND. I love rolie-polie objects^^It just puts a smile on my face when I see round colourful objects.

Soooooo,when you're all sick and down sure your friends come see ue waan!

Andandand,they give you presents!

Hhhmmm....it's really hard to pick my favourite present

• a big bouquet of roses given to me by a friend

Aaahhh,you'll read more later

• BREAKING DAWN.

Need I say more?*BIGGGGGGGGG grin*

• oodles and oodles of baskets of flowers/fruits from my uncles
  

Okay,this one isn't hard to notice how it stands out from all the rest.Yup,these are obviously not as precious as my other pressies.Especially when your dad has 5 other siblings...Not that I don't like 'em.Just don't treasure them as much.'Sides,they all just wither and die in the end.

• big black card and other two cards

~these may be considered a humble gift to most but I love them just as much as my other presents!Seriously damn touched when I saw it.*goes through one of her special moments*

• Food!

I like food^^People are like damn clever to know that the poor little girl over here was starving at the hospital.Ok fine la,my stomach was full so I couldn't eat...hospital food.Fyi,full of air.They pumped air into my stomach...felt like a balloon..hard,round...bouncy.

• Friends.

I believe friends are actually siblings that God forgot to give us.-Magee Cal Persuhn
Believe it.

• Balloons.

One word.Nevergetboredofthem.

Oh,how I wish I had brought a diary to the hospital to like pen down all my thought and experience over there.Unfortunately,I didn't.Aww shit it's too late for me to take pictures of my flowers now...they're all in the dustbin...and dead.

I'm gonna write a make-shift diary!Though it won't be as good as the real deal...I've learned first hand that pretending to write a diary(trying to relive the moment especially when it happened a week ago)is not very easy nor convincing.Nothing to lose,right?Except maybe a few readers...Oh well,don't care.MY blog,not yours.

Saturday,2nd August 2008(Day 1)

Dear Diary,


Looks like you're gonna be my new best friend during my stay at the hospital.I'm gonna pretend to talk to you as if you're a person since I have a weird personality disorder whereby I can never be left alone because I cannot stand not being surrounded by people.


Anyway Dy-Dy(pronounced as die) Guess what?I am f@cking going to be hospitalized starting tomorrow!F@ck!F@ck!F@ck!I'm not even feeling any pain!What happened to do the bloody operation 3 months later????Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Just so freakin' upset!I'm gonna stop yelling and start whining now.I don't want the hopitaaaaaaaal...so stupiiiiid....no friendsssssss.NO FRIENDS!NO TALKING!But I can't live without friends!Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!F@ck it laaaaaaaaa.I dowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.


*inhales exhales*


Okay,I'm feeling more sane right now so I'll talk calmly.I hope I didn't hurt you ,Dy.*sigh*It's like 9 p.m. now and I'm done packing all my food*coughs* stuff into my bag.Whaaaat?You can't blame a person for packing tons of junkfood..I'll starve over there....Anyways,God knows why loads ppl have been asking me the same question.


Person:So are you scared or nervous about tomorrow's surgery?Don't be scared or cry ahhhh.You are in good hands.


Me:*squints eyes*I'm not scared nor am I nervous.*huffs*It is just a surgery.Why am I even supposed to cry?


Ugh,I wonder what's so hard to believe when someone tells you they're not scared of going under the knife.Like come on,it is JUST a surgery.What irritates me most is when people tell me not to cry.CRY!Puh-lease,I have much better reasons to cry for. Ugh...badmoodbadmoodbadmood. Hhhmmm....how do I feel about my surgery?*thinks* Wow Dy,I actually feel....nothing.Just another normal day,nothing special.Maybe just some extra lazing around cuz I won't be able to walk around.Well,I'm tired now so I'm just gonna sleep.Wait no,I'll go eat as much peanuts as I can starting from..NOW!I'll have to fast starting 12 midnight....ehehehe

Bye Dy!

Sunday,3rd August(Day 2)

Dear Diary,

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!I don't know why I'm so happy today.It's like one of those special mornings.You wake up to the sweet,sweet floral smell of your fluffy white pillows.Then,you walk to your window and hear the cute lil' birds chirping and not to mention, Mr.Sun shining brightly at your oh-so-cheery face =)Lady Luck must be smiling at me today^^.Now why can't she just smile at me everyday???Probably did something to her in my past-life....Oh well,I'm off to the hospital! Hospital,here I come!

Hey Diary,I'm getting pushed on one of those mobile bed thingies right now and it's freakin' boring.These nurses seriously need to push faster!!!!*tells the nurse to push me faster*Where's the joy of pushing people around then?Dumb nurses.This kinda experience is supposed to be fun!But they just spoil it....>:(

Okay,I'm supposed to go into the operation theater now but there seems to be a problem...The nurses have lost their way and we're now walking around in circles.Well,I'm not walking,they are.Still, if I was in a bad mood I'd be complaining about how unprofessional they are but since this is a joy ride,I'll just keep quiet and enjoy it^^The longer the better...MUAHAHHAHAHA

Crap,they found their way...oh well,I' going through the doors now and I'm really bored so I'lll just entertain myself.Gotta say bye to parents now but I'll do it the Yau way.*Keeps on yelling BYE! like a broken radio till they close the door*Hhhmmm....Father and Mother look a lil' worried.Guess they would be since this is my first operation.Too bad I'm not! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........

Dy-Dy!The moronic doctors wanna confiscate you cuz they say I'm not allowed to bring any foreign objects into the theatre!Why?Because you're supposedly infected with harmful bacterias and viruses.Pffttt!

I just convinced the doctor to let me keep you by harassing him.I said I'd stab myself with the scalpel in my hand if he didn't let me keep my comfort object.He agreed!^^But with a catch.They have to freeze you in their special machine to kill all the bacteria and viruses.After that,they have to spray you with some probiotics liquid.Well,at least I'll get to keep ya!

~~The paragraph above is completely crapped.I have to pretend I had a diary with me remember?~~~

Ugh!So boring!So I start talking to the nurses.

Me:Hey nurse,you make it freezing cold in here to kill the bacteria,right?

Nurse:Yes

Me:Ohhh how smart^^Hmmm but it isn't helping me cuz it's 5 degrees celcius...I'm naked..and my teeth are chattering like crazy.

Nurse:Okay*puts blanket on me* Girl ah,you should stop talking so much you know.Your mouth is full of bacteria.

Me:Don't care.I'm bored.*starts naming instruments*syringe..scalpel...suction thingy...

Nurse:Okay,I'm going to let you breathe in some oxygen.

Me:Ohhhh oxygen!I've always wondered how my lungs would feel if I breathe in pure oxygen!

Nurse:*rolls eyes*

Me:Hey, how come this oxygen smells so sweet?Oxygen is supposed to be odourless...

Nurse:Just stop talking.....



*just woke up*Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey,wtf....that nurse lied to me!LIEEEEEEEED!!! She gave me knock-out gas! Hhhmmm...oh well,what's done is done.Ugh...so drowsy right now.I'm gonna go sleep.At least I have the little bugger out....

Hey Dy-Dy,this time I woke up to the sound of my idiotic cousin's laughter!HAHAHAHAHA...She just kept on laughing and pointing at something....I looked and to my horror,I saw a bag of blood hanging beside me!Butt-ugly blood...so squishy..so revolting!That's unfortunately not the worst part...I traced the tube connected to the blood bag...LIKE OMG!MUTHA-F-ER!THE FUGLY THING IS CONNECTED TO...ME! Ugh...meeeeeee......That did it.The room was filled with my cousin's maniacal laughter.Okay fiine at that moment,none of us thought it was blood.We all thought it was pee and that's all the more embarrassing for me.After that,showed cousin the video recordings of my operation on my portable DVD.She ran away. HAHHAHAHA..padan muka.Did I mention how chio these ppl are for putting a camera thing in my stomach?Somo ah damn clear lorh.

Oh yeah,note to self.

Never watch Kung Fu Panda right after an operation.You laugh so hard,it hurts your stitches.

Okay Dy,I'm tired now so I'm gonna sleep.Oh Gawd,I can't wait for tomorrow.MY FRIENDS ARE COMING!


End of Diary log.Stay tuned for the next few days of my hospital life and pray I don't abandon this post like all the others...

Christine,yes,I owe you a post.

Marcus,THANK YOU.

*big cheesy smile*

I have the best-est friends ever.


I'll update when I'm fit enough,promise.


This will be short and snappy cuz the tube connected to my stomach is seriously damn itchy >:(


Anyway,back to why I have the best-est friends ever.


Just recently I've concluded that the amount of people who care for you really reflects back on how you've treated them as a friend and whatnot.So far,from what I've observed,I'm really happy with my friends and my life.I guess I'm not too bad after all.^^They seriously know how to make a sick person's day.


Who would actually get people to chip in and buy THIS for you on it's release date?

IT'S BREAKING DAWN YOOOO!*tries to jump around in glee but fails because of the bloody IV drip stabbed into her vein.

I know they would^^. Cuz they've done it for me anyways.Yup,that's how good my friends are.I OWE YOU PEOPLE.(btw,I might return it back to you guys.I am not worthy.)

Ohohoh,did I mention I have the greatest cousin ever?She made a gigantic card for me and got tons of people to sign it.Wait,no she mainly contributed but Jarrod,Christine and Cheryl helped too.Unfortunately,it's too big therefore I shall not be able to scan it.Boohoo.

Okay,I'm getting really tired so I'm just gonna say thank you to a number of people whom have not forgotten about me in my absence.

Acknowledgemeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeents.8D

Jarrod,Cousin,Christine,Cheryl,Hui Li,Rou En,Siew Jun,Timothy Lim,Zhou Ling,Xin Ling and Soo Yin,a million thank yous for visiting me on Monday and sorry for shooting your asses with my gun XD

Cousin,Christine,Cheryl,Siew Jun(?),Soo Yin(?) and Mr.Joshua,I loved your cards like my undying love for peanuts.(Sorry if I made any mistakes.Mother stole the cards and hid them far,far away and well,I can't move....)

Thank you,Cray-yon for making my name famous on your blog.HAHAHAHA..syok sendiri.

Rittie,Kadri,Dinesh,Beatrice and Xin Ning for not forgetting me ;)

Last but not least,all the well-wishers on my big black card.

Hmmm...I 'think' that's about it.Remember,I'm delusional so I don't think right..

If you cared about me,I'm sure you've already seen me mention you.I really do cherish my friends with all my heart no matter how cheesy this sounds.I hear there's such thing as unconditional love,I wonder if there's such thing as unconditional friendship.

P/S-If I didn't mention your name,feel free to drop a message in my cbox.

Hui Min signing out from room 317,D.S.H.

Toodles~!

Booo....

@#$%&^$#@@#^()&^###!

Wo bu yao qu yu yun!

Excuse my horrible Chinese.

Wo bu hui chiang hua yu ying wei wo de ba ba mei you jiao wo.

Anyway,don't wanna go hospital but oh well,I can't do anything about it.Little bugger got inflamed again and that means it's close to rupturing,again.

I hope somebody doesn't go around telling ppl stupid rumors about me having a tumor again.For God's sake,it's just an extremely inflamed appendix.Puh-lease,I know you did it.There were at least 5 witnesses.

D': .........

Dear friends,if you miss my laugh or retardedness,please feel free to visit me cuz I absolutely hate not going to school.School is like my second home and I tend to get mild depression when I miss school for a week.Btw,I won't be coming to school for 3 weeks.THREE!!!!!This is all due to my Histrionic Personality Disorder.

I CRAVE ATTENTION.

Hospital-1 week

House-2 weeks

Ka na sai!!!

Going for operation tmr morning at 8 a.m. at Damansara Specialist Hospital(near SMDU) Lol..few weeks back,I was supposed to be admitted and I told everyone DUMC.That's a curch.

I'll try to keep in touch with y'all but I really gotta go now...

Hey Joseph,remember what you told me?(though,I don't think you'll ever visit my blog)

Only true friends come visit you at the hospital.Once you get admitted,you'll see their true colours.-Joseph Chu Peng Hao

Lol..ironic,huh?Just after talking about Wen-Han..who would've though I was gonna get admitted a few days later?(Though,I never did get admitted..till now)

If I die,I love you all and I'll come back and pay a visit to all of you.

Oh yeah,thank you Mother for taking such good care of me^^

Bye bye...