vfvjkugj: June 2009

Ugh, Stephenie Meyer's been bugging me like a swollen rash in the patookie. She's been being all tight-lipped about New Moon. =/

but have no fear!

FOR YAU IS HERE! 8D

I managed to dig up some juicy New Moon gossip AND PICTURES so don't go away just yet ;D

WARNING: POTENTIAL SPOILERS AHEAD.

New Moon movie script.*CLICK CLICK* See that big round blue button that says 'DOWNLOAD'? Click it, sista, you know you wanna. It's the freakin' full script, yo.

Stephenie Meyer isn't denying the fact it's real and given some recent incident...I say, both stories entwine around each other pretty well which leads us to a few plausible theories.

Anna Kendrick is an idiot.
The lady who found the script in the dumpster is BIG FAT liar.(she said she returned the scipt untouched by the hands of ravenous Twilight Freaks like me)
The script she found in the dumpster is the one you're about to read.

In other words,

SCRIPT IS REAL.

My comments, I think the script is good considering I actually finished reading all 90 something pages without skipping a word.However, Sister Dearest begged to differ. She has Super Memory so she spotted even the slightest of difference between the book and the script.Me? I donst got no Supa Memoreh so it seemed purfect tuh meh.

Okie dokes, time to see some eye candeh.^^

Quilleute tribe

Ooooo~ they've got some kinda insignia on their triceps and why's that guy on the far right so...scrawny? Reminds me of R-Patz. Blek.

R-Patz.(is that a 6 pack I see?)

Still ugly, nonetheless.Not that I'm any less uglier,tho.8D

*salivates**hyperventilates*Words cannot express my lust to caress this man's bona fide muscles in it's indiputable splendid glory. WHY ISN'T HE AN UNDERWEAR MODEL!?!?!?!