Boob Firming Treatment Part 2

Boo^^

Okay,before you click the play button(which I really encourage cuz trust me,you'll laugh like crap)or do anything for that matter,I urge you to understand the storyline first.

The link leads you to pretty much where it all started.

*Click here* to see the part 1 or the um..the prequel to this post.And, open a new window.Skip everything in peach.In the mean time,scroll down and click play and then pause the video so you won't have to wait for long.

By now,you'll understand how Bizzy Body got my number.

Yeah,they're slimming 'experts' but Mother always did say ''Self praise is no praise.'' Somebody needs to learn some humility*nods*.Okay fine,I'm no one to judge their slimming expert capabilities...that is until I make use of the voucher they gave me. *sly grin*

Which I unfortunately have lost :( The only remnants I have left of that eventful day are some horribly blur handphone-taken pictures.

Let's just get on with Boob Firming Treatment Part 2 already.

Soo...remember Mallek's open house?I'm sure you do^^ It's the post below this one.

Anyway,on the way back, me,Christine,Cheryl and Abigail were busy being bored.

Suddenly,one of us gets a phone call!

It's Bizzy Body!!!!!!

We instantly pushed the red button.

With the so-girls-what-do-we-do-next-ditto-evil-grin look painted on our faces,we hit the green button and called them back.Of course you have to call them back.It's rude to not follow up a miss call :).

The call was totally impromptu so yeah,the video down there could've been much better if planned.

Ladies and gentlemen,I give you...Clementine.

Clementine is just like any other 14 year old lass from Malaysia.Only thing is...she's special.Her other traits are broken English,super irritating and last but not least,super long winded.There's one more but I'll let you find out for yourself^^

Wait for it to load.(What's with the freakin' large space?Can't get it off!)

I've got a few people asking me some questions so I'll just answer some common ones.

Who is Clementine? I explained up there.

Okay,who is the voice behind Clementine? That's for me to know and for you to guess^^

Are you gonna do another Clementine/Boob firming prank call anytime soon?Who ever said I was Clementine to begin with?You forgot Christine,Cheryl and Abigail.Clementine could be anyone of us *winks*

Why does Clementine sometimes sound like a chipmunk?Of course she didn't inhale some helium gas.Christine simply made Clementine's go higher by two pitches so we can confuse you.

Where did you record this?Christine's car on the way back from Mallek's house.

What did you use to record this? Christine and Cheryl's handphones.

During 8:39 ,Clementine said she'd rather go to that London place.What London place?

This London place.

Another slimming centre and Pn. Prema from our school goes there.She was seen wearing a London handphone strap.

And now for the mind-boggling question.

Who is the voice behind Clementine?

There are only 5 very obvious answers.

Could it be...

Abigail Choong Li Leng?

Cheryl Anne Lee May Lyn?

Christine Kuan Hui Ann?

Yau Hui Min The Everlasting Omega?

Or maybe....all of us?

You decide!

First one from SMKBUD4 to e-mail me at huiminthehappy@hotmail.com gets um...3 peices of Hershey's chocolate from me on Monday!!! Sorry,I just can't part with any of my belongings.All too precious^^

Oh you can also vote at the sidebar but you're not getting anything.

Toodles~!

Mallek's Open House

There.A post full of pictures.It's said the human mind likes colours^^

I have a present for all of you at the end of the post to make up for the long absence of pictures.No peeking^^

Sooooo...I have this buddy of mine that I've known for 11 years.Hell yeah,ELEVEN years out of my 14.Been in the same school ever since kindie.Blablabla...he had an Open House on Saturday. The only BU4ians that went were me,Shevel(Cheryl),Christine,Bee(Abigail),Bunny Boy(JJ) and Kaddie(Kadri).

Click pictures to zoom in.Non-Mallek's house pics don't have that feature.

Mallek Aminullah Bin Mallek Rizal

Us girls met up at Cheryl's house first since Mallek's house is in some secluded area.

Cheryl ,Chelsea the mix pomeranian-chihuahua.

Dopey Girl,Charlie's Angels Wannabe,Pup Lover.

I love Chelsea.

Halfway taking a picture,Chelsea licked my lips so I flinched.Imagine that.A whole 90 degree flip.Lol...Baywatch hair flip
Reached Mallek's house at 12 using GPS. And we still got lost despite the GPS-_-. Yes,he's filthy rich.

I freakin' love the mural on his wall!First step into the house,BIG TREE! So environmental^^

Us retards.Pondok.Best lighting ever.

You people are so dumb that

I can't bear to look at you.
Happy and Reatard.Ughhh...the gummy smile!

''AGH!!!'' Lol the swooshy hair adds drama!8D

''Come on upeehee!!'' Nigga wannabe failures.Wth is Shevel doing?

Everything looks good when Yau takes it^^ *lanc face*

I noticed my cousin shares the same gummy smile as me.We both got it from gran gran.

BUT.

Not only do we share our smiles,we share our big eyes too!!!!!! That calls for a....

LALA SHOWDOWN!!!!!!!!!

I win.
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Again^^.

We both are well equipped big eyes.It just depends on who knows The Lala Angle better^^

Camwhore,what us girls do best.Dumb girl on the right didn't know how to camwhore -_-''.

We decided to play model-model & camera lady-camera lady!We're too old for masak-masak.

Everything looks good when Cheryl poses and Yau takes it^^

The Girl tried to immitate Shevel.I say she looks FIERCE!!!!

There, a candid.My size 9 feet and somebody's hands.Credits to Bunny Boy,I think.

Seriously not a candid.Those are Christine's legs,btw.Credits to RABBIT MAN(JJ).

Random feet picture.Taken during Robotics.See?They aren't so retarded afterall^^Then again,that's me speaking.

Got bored.

Went to laze around in the pondok again since weather was so nice.

Toyol kicked him(inside joke),Bad Angle,Blur Shit.

Why doesn't anyone ever look?

Piggyback ride!

Guess if I was spitting or staring at ants.

Super random. *snickers*

Wasn't posing,candid.Just stare at my eyes for 10 seconds.Looks normal at first,but just stare a little longer.Doesn't it look weird?? It's just like when you stare at someone eyebrows for a long time.It somehow gets uglier and bushier.Have you noticed it before?Just go to OU and stare at someone's eyebrows.My sis agrees.Just something I noticed....oh well.

Since we were lying down already,we decided to pose ala One Tree Hill/Friends/Everyshowthatdoestheliedownthing! The Bitch/In Pain.

Sorry Shevel,I don't have a picture of you looking.

If I were to die,I think I'd come back and pay a visit to everyone looking like this.

Dang,I wish I took more pictures of the house,the food and Mallek's room.Other than camwhoring,we spent our time watching and playing Grand Theft Auto(PS 3 version).We saw stuff we shouldn't have seen.Wish I didn't watch them play.Wonder if the PS2 version has the same thing...

Now,as for my gift,I present you,a video of a dog humping my leg.



Best way to end a post.*SMACK!!*

Toodles~!

Edit:Cheryl, upload your pictures to photobucket.Give me your username and password.

Edit 2:Sorry for the spacings.Blogger sucks.

I found a toy.

A FUN TOY!

Create your own family sticker graphic at pYzam.com

Create your own family sticker graphic at pYzam.com

*supposed to be titled Other half.


I present to you....MY FRIENDS!!! and me.

Only people above 5'6 can have adult dolls XD

Bee-since she was a ballerina before,couldn't help but pick the tutu or wtv.Looks cute on her,eh?Couldn't find anything else anyway.

Cheryl-It matches your bikini picture on your blog.

Christine-Big boob lady.Nothing else to say.

Jarrod-The choices are srsly damn limited!Couldn't find his hair and baskesball seemed like the only right choice.

Jeremy-Always did love marvelling at his own man boobs..Just jk XD.Are those even supposed to be boobs?Oh well,looks like it.

Kadri-He likes his food hot & spicy.

Me-My boobs aren't gigantic but every other choice looked retarded.Would've picked some lawyer look but office mom was the only option.

Canteen cat-We belong together....

Toodles~!adss

My answers to the previous post.

Dear Marcus Lim,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it last year at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my avacado plant. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I never liked our friendship.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Yau Hui Min The Everlasting Omega

Lol...what crud.

Speaking of Marcus....Marcus,THANK YOU for uttering the words ''no common ground'' that day.You probably don't remember since it's not something very important but I really need to thank you!Lemme explain,I used have a problem with being away from friends for more than three days and I'd go around whining about social-deprivation and 'forgetting' how to talk.Not seeing people,made me feel like I didn't know what was going on...like I was from some different era so I didn't know what to talk about.Hence the 'forgot' how to talk.I pray you understand.Jarrod,you understand ,right? Anyways,I tend to get mild depression cuz of that.Felt miserable.Crycrycrycrycry.

I'd just like to think we have no common ground for today.I just maybe wait for 2 weeks and let myself miss talking to them. The other party would probably feel the same.Things will fall into place and people will start talking again.-Marcus

Aaahhh...it has worked it's magic^^It's the holidays right now and I've never been happier before.I've just been concentrating on my studies instead of harping about not having my friends.It gave me a reason to excuse myself from blaming myself about ''forgetting'' how to talk.I have to face it,I just have no common ground with people during the holidays.But,they will come back to me when school re-opens and I will have something to talk about -school.^^

Happiness.

It's such a precious thing.It's been said to be the best medicine that even money can't buy it!Mmm...what a great gift you have given me ,Marcus.I'm finally cured =D.You've shared with me The Secret and given me the gift of happiness.How can I ever repay you?We may not always have common ground but you certainly are one to never be forgotten.One day,when I'm old 'nuff to pay my bills, I will go for one of your talks.

JJ,this has helped you too hasn't it?Aaahhh...life's little miracles.

Mother,don't be jealous.You HAVE made me happy tons of times.Duh,no one can ever beat you.I've been living with you since..what?All my life?

Toodles~!

Edit:Most of you probably know this long time ago but I'm just sayin' in case in case some of ya'll still don't know..

TWILIGHT IS COMING OUT ON NOVEMBR 28TH IN MALAYSIA!!!!!!!!!

*jumps around like a mad cow* Waait,cows can't jump...correction,psycho toddler.

Damnit...I wish we had a bigger obstacle to conquer.This was too easy a win...*sulks*

Tagged by Marcus^^

Yay! A new reason to blog!

Since my computer's been screwed by Trojan,I guess doing a no-pictures post s'not so bad.

Yeah,yeah,I owe you people my Pn. Lee post...I've even had it typed out already!But something,I mean,someone deliberately stopped me from posting.....MOTHER.

Ugghh...now I need to do a clean-up on my Pn. Lee post due to 'inapropriate' information >:(.

Robotics is out of the question...too many pictures.

I hereby tag Jarrod Joshua Kumaraguru,Cheryl Anne Lee,Christine Kuan, and everyone on Mah Linkies. C'mon get yer fingers moving and do this! =D

How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your Journal/person who tagged you if u don't have a Journal).

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___,

-Your name-

Answers in pink.

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes offBrown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men I <3 Twilight.
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA My background is the same colour as my room.
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuseCider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family